How to be as famous as a porn star. (Without taking off your clothes)

If you have never watched a good porno, stop reading this post and proceed directly to YouPorn. But if you have watched a good porno you’ll notice that there are certain elements that make a porn star famous and successful, other than them looking good without clothes.

• Tease – in every good porno is a tease. Before they start undressing themselves, they usually start off with a tease, which makes things more interesting. The same goes with business, if you can successfully tease others, they will want what you have and pay you handsomely for it.
• Faking it – porn stars are notorious for faking it when being filmed. But the thing is, most people don’t realize they are faking it. In life sometimes you just have to fake it to make it.
• Dealing with life – no matter what cards they are dealt with (big or small) in life, they always make due with what they have. Instead of complaining, they either try and fix things or just move forward. If you complain about the cards you are dealt, nothing will ever get done. Stop saying “what if” and start fixing.
• Keep on going – whether someone in the film just came or it has been 2 hours since they started having sex, they never seem to be tired. They are continuously willing to give it all they have and they never give up. If you take the same principle with your life, you will accomplish your goals.
• Risk taking – have you noticed that porn stars are usually willing to try new things? If you don’t take risks, you will never gain any new experiences. It doesn’t have to be a big risk, but some risk is better than none.
• Confidence – no matter what you do, you have to seem confident. You think all porn stars are confident when they star in their first film? If they aren’t, they learn to be confident, which is what you have to do.
• Pleasure – many porn stars love their job because they get pleasure out of it. Whatever path you decide to take in life, make sure you are having fun. You are more likely to become famous and succeed when you actually enjoy what you are doing.
• The Release – the last part of a porno usually is the release. Every time a porn star releases, they do it in a big way. Whatever you are trying to achieve, just make sure you do it in a big way, or don’t do it at all.

The next time you decide to watch a porno, don’t just think about them taking off their clothes, but instead look for the elements that make them famous. I know this maybe hard to do, but try giving it a shot.

PS: Dad, if you are reading this, I have never watched a porno in my life.